CORPORATE LINE: Charlize Theron stars as Aeon Flux, kick-ass secret agent of the future, who is sent to assassinate a government leader and finds herself in a Byzantine world of intrigue and trouble.
THE MOVIE: Charlize Theron looks sexy in that tight little outfit. That is the end of the good things that can be said about Aeon Flux.
The story is dull. This isn’t nearly as interesting as the animated features from MTV nor is it at all innovative. It might as well be an entirely different character and story. Sex isn’t enough to sell Aeon Flux—guys might go and see the film just to watch Charlize Theron in a skimpy outfit but they will quickly realize it’s not worth it.
FRANKLY: I’m not pissed that I had to pay to see the movie. I’m pissed because I had to pay for a bad movie. Quite frankly, when a movie isn’t screened for the press you know it’s the kiss of death. Catwoman wasn’t screened for the press and that was the worst film that year. Aeon Flux is in the running for worst film of 2005.
+ Charlie Craine
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